The Gay Man's Superbowl!

Its that time of year again; the time of year when we tune to watch the disastrous fashion choices of the stars. How can these expensive outfits be so darn ugly? We'll also see the Academy of Motion Picture Arts and Sciences choose some obscure "intellectual" film that none of the general public cared about to be "Best Picture". I think the reason behind this practice is to tick off all of us schlubs who weren't smart enough to pay $9.50 a ticket to go appreciate it! So tonight its off to California, the land of huge budget deficits, earthquakes, celebrity rehab centers, and little annoying dogs who reside in purses!

The hosts of tonight's Oscars are Alec Baldwin and Steve Martin, two of the least funny men in America outside of Chris Rock and David Letterman. Wait, didn't those two host Oscars shows as well? I think I'm sensing a pattern here. Perhaps it has something to do with the disconnect Hollywood has with the real world, sometimes I think they've been body snatched by aliens from the planet Rehab... Whatever it is, I'm not holding my breath for laughs tonight!

I'll watch the Academy Awards, not from any sense of excitement over who is getting them, but in the knowledge that they provide a virtually limitless source of material for my withering sarcasm! Tune in if you want an irreverent night at the Oscars!